I don’t use condoms ;)

not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex


"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"

funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.

(Source: terufrying)



"Women don’t like action, they skew towards romantic comedy and emotional drama. That’s just the way it is."

Using this argument is like feeding a lab mouse only cheddar cheese all it’s life and then saying it prefers the cheddar over the Gouda because reasons. No. No it doesn’t. That’s just all you’ve been giving it. You are a bad scientist. Hand in your goddamn coat and get the hell out of the lab.

America’s Next Top Scientist


Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.

That makes it a plant.

Chocolate is salad.

(Source: eyevuhlease)